CPR
Paul and John's 47-Words Short Story Unofficial Challenge
“Doctor, he’s not breathing on his own. I performed CPR just like you showed me.”
“I see that you did Nurse Lunger. But, I thought you understood that my technique is a special type not for normal medical usage.”
“So, Cock Pressure Relief was wrong Doctor?”
“…Yeah.”
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About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
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Comments (5)
OMG, Andrew, I spat my coffee out!! Love this, I'm laughing so hard.
😂🤣 Oh no! You didn't! I didn't want to, but still a nice little chuckle first thing in the morning.😂🤣
Died with a smile lmao!!! Brilliant entry, Andrew! Thank you for taking part in the fun!
the wrong kinda CPR! and nice story
Hahahahahahaha that wrong kinda CPR!