I went Shopping with an Alien…
👽🛍️🛒💳👚👖👗
I introduced him to the mall,
Heedfulness He is 7 feet Tall;
👽
He told me about the beginning of the Mile High Club;
(I showed him what Dolce & Gabbana was!)
We walked down the aisle with Toys-
(I told him I only dated boys.)
He asked what a Library 📚 was,
And if I had ever ridden a Bus…
Before we knew it, time went bye;
So I bought another shirt,
But we didn't say Bye- ✌️
After The Mall,
He amassed a Fuss…
So I kicked him out of the car,
and made him Take The Bus 🚌
I showed him what Down Home means,
And I introduced him to Cornbread & Collard Greens-👽🥘 💚👊
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Yesterday Was Easter
Author's Note: We hoped to find a place for all 16 people attending, but it wasn't to be. Our initial plan was to go to their building site and have the event at a large picnic table. The snow interfered with that plan. So, at the last minute, we called around. Nothing open until 6:30, which was too late for the young families to get together. It would be fast approaching bedtime for the babies. We decided to have everyone come to our house, which has plenty of space for us, but it is a stretch when bringing in some youngsters who need space to run and play, and outdoors is mostly out of the question. My daughter forgot the 100 plastic eggs she filled with candy and money. Another weekend when at the build site she said. “That way there will be no snow for them to track in and out.” After hearing that, I thought about how I too thought that would happen, and fogot to say something. That is what happens when you are not on Easter bunny duty anymore.
By Denise E Lindquist4 days ago in Poets
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This had me giggling!
Haha. That was a fun one. Well done.
So much fun, Lonzo! Thanks for sharing smiles and chuckles with us 💕🙂
Hahahahahaha you kicked him out of the car! Loved your poem!
👽🛍️💖👽🛍️💖
🤣🤣🤣 Not the Cornbread & Collard Greens - now that's my kind of date!
LOL Entertaining & fun read!!! Loved it!!!💕❤️❤️
very wholesome.
I take it the fuss wasn't too bad, lol.
Cool poem !
Great poem! Enjoyed 😍
Showing Alien style , With Dolce & Cabbana . Great meal, soul food. Enjoyed this ❤️
Now that's how it's done.
haha, this poem was fun to imagine! 😆
Lol I love me some corn bread!
One happy alien!
Fabulous! Especially that last line! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
It takes all kinds to make a world.