Seashell Harpspring
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Warner Bros and Disney 💕
Cat lover 🐱
Love fancy chocolate 🍫
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Serving a Burnt dish
At the grocery store, there they are again. The people who come with a hot dish to serve. Shoot their gun at me. A poor little house wife they underestimate. My apron is bulletproof and the bullet bounces right off. I pull the lipstick out of the pocket of the apron. it is actually a one shot pistol. A smaller bullet than theirs that hits them. they cry to everyone about it, leaving out the part where they tried to shoot me with a bigger bullet. They could barely handle the serving of my warm dish after they tried to throw a burnt one at me.
By Seashell Harpspring about 23 hours ago in Poets
Petti Sati
Sati (or suttee) is a chiefly historical Hindu practice in which a widow burns alive on her deceased husband's funeral pyre, either voluntarily, by coercion, or by a perception of the lack of satisfactory options for continuing to live. -Wikipedia
By Seashell Harpspring 17 days ago in Poets
The Irony of Minimalism
Minimalism does not mean less money This word minimalism seems like the definition is "not buying stuff," but can be more in line more with the rich buying beige cars every few months. Rich people use this as a way to show they have the time and means to constantly keep their extremely white sheets and couches clean. They like the idea of having as inoffensive of a home as possible. There is no reason to have out a bunch of personal lore and beliefs when that could cause such a stir! No one shall stare at and judge their shelves full of cute items!
By Seashell Harpspring 21 days ago in Humor
