Wit

Cold Pizza, Hot Opinions: A Field Guide to Foods That Slap (or Betray) the Next Day
Greetings, fellow fridge-raiders! 🍕🥡 At some point, we all stand in front of our refrigerator in the dim light of 2:14 a.m., staring at a Tupperware container like it’s a treasure chest of questionable decisions. Inside could be divine second-day magic… or culinary treason that smells like regret and broken dreams.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
I Shouldn’t Be Your Boss! (But here we are, aren’t we?)
Becoming a manager is exactly like falling down an escalator in slow motion: technically, you’re rising, but also you’re getting your ass handed to you one step at a time. There’s blood. There’s confusion. People are watching. Some are laughing. One guy is filming. You get it.
By S. M. Shogan8 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
By Nadeem Shah I had one simple goal: stretch a little, breathe deeply, and finally prove to my overworked body that I wasn’t trying to kill it. So, naturally, I signed up for a beginner’s yoga class at the local community center—a place where, I assumed, beginners were welcomed with open arms and maybe a free granola bar.
By Nadeem Shah 8 months ago in Humor
I Said "Come Over." I Didn’t Mean "Undress My Soul.". Content Warning.
This story is HER point of view. Read MY point of view here: (link) It was late. I wasn’t thinking clearly. I wasn’t drunk, just… hollow in that floaty, post-breakup way, where attention feels like medicine and silence feels like a threat.
By Samarel8 months ago in Humor
She said 'come over'. Her dog said: Don't!
Around midnight, she said it—casually, carelessly, with the kind of digital shrug only a seasoned flirt can pull off: “Come see me.”
By Samarel8 months ago in Humor
Signs Humanity Is on Thin Ice with the Universe
🚨 Galactic Situation Report: The Universe has officially issued humanity a warning notice, and it’s about as passive-aggressive as a note from a neighbor about your trash cans.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 8 months ago in Humor
Humor Training
Our training on humor went well today. We talked about humor being healing. We talked about laughter yoga. And we talked about Dr. Annette Goodheart, who told me she was paid to get up on stage and laugh with others.
By Denise E Lindquist8 months ago in Humor
My First Day – Part 3 (The Finale)
Unlike other multi-parters I’ve done on the platform, this one is not meant to be self-contained, so I highly recommend you start at the beginning if you’re new to Jason Nightingale.
By Stephen A. Roddewig8 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria's Gentleman Caller
The Liberation of Gloria Cupidon “Gloria, I can’t find your bras.” “I got rid of those a month ago, Deb.” “Why?” “Well, Debbie, I decided it’s time to liberate myself.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 8 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Land on Earth, Discover Reality TV and Top 40 Music, Immediately Leave Forever
🚨 THIS JUST IN: At approximately 2:43 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, a gleaming alien mothership entered Earth’s atmosphere with peaceful intent, a message of hope, and several thousand years of interstellar wisdom. But by 2:58 p.m., it had already left... Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Trippin on L.S.Meme. Top Story - July 2025.
⚡ Hello again! 👋😁 It's me: __Lightning Bolt⚡. I hope you're well! I feel Captain Fantastic! Simultaneously, I Feel Sorry for the Evil I Did.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡8 months ago in Humor